Break Out Your Biggest for this Weekend's "Dildo Wars" in Union Square

You've done the Massive Pillow Fight. You've done the No Pants Subway Ride. Time for something new.

This Saturday @ 3pm in Union Square, come and participate in the first ever Dildo Wars!

Come Ye, Come All! The first ever Dildo Wars will take place in NYC on Saturday August 1, 2015. Come out for a good time and a good cause! The event is designed to promote STD/HIV awareness, and to get the conversations started about the risks of unsafe sex as well as the options you have when it comes to getting tested and protecting yourself. And protect yourself is exactly what you’ll have to do as you take part in the World’s Largest Dildo Battle!

RSVP for a free dildo to battle with, or you can of course bring your own. Helmets may be a good idea, especially if anybody shows up with this (NSFW).