City Cancelled Union Square Dildo Wars, Massive Dildo Battle Goes Down Anyway

Almost immediately after we told you guys about the awesome Dildo Wars in Union Square the event was cancelled by the City, claiming the square was too small to host a gathering of 5,000 planned attendees. The organizers complied with the shutdown order and publicly cancelled the event… or did they?

Shortly after the shutdown, the team behind the event setup DildoWarsIsOn.com to announce that the event was stealthily moved to the next day.

We, are the youth of America. If we cannot assemble and battle with thousands of dildos for the noble cause of raising STD awareness then the work of all our founding Fathers is in vain. In 1776 when Benjamin Franklin first discovered electricity by rubbing 2 dildos together the world changed forever. We remember his memory and celebrate his accomplishments via our miraculous gathering in Union square park. It is important to never forget the events that molded us, because the secret to our future lies within the past.

Check out the behind-the-scenes action and, more importantly, scenes from the battle itself in this video from Elite Daily.

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