Busy New Yorkers have no time for personal hygiene and cooking. Now, a new innovation in apartment layouts solves the problem by placing the shower right in the middle of the kitchen!
That's right folks, wash your armpits at the same time you flip pancakes, no problem! You even get a separate room for you bed! Act now and it can be yours for just $1,795 per month!
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