Expecting Parents in New York City Offer Commercial Naming Rights for Unborn Baby Girl Only $750,000

Craigslist: BABY NAMING RIGHTS - $750000 (Midtown)
Craigslist: BABY NAMING RIGHTS - $750000 (Midtown)
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I can't tell whether this is a horrible idea or a smart investment in this child's future…

We are expecting our first child in October and are offering MIDDLE NAME rights only to any corporate sponsor. Your company brand will be introduced to dozens of potential customers every day as our daughter is called on in class, signed-up in Girl Scouts, and has her name announced over loud-speakers in airports. We are having a girl but the name need not be feminine. Our list of hopefuls includes HOT POCKET, JET BLUE, SAAB, POP TART, CHARMIN, IBANEZ, and CONVERSE. We will hyphenate her first and middle names. $750,000. 5-year renewable contract.

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