[VIDEO] Mitch Hedberg Doesn't Like New York City Sandwiches

Comedian Mitch Hedberg takes the stage on Late Show with David Letterman to deliver a string of his signature one-liner jokes. He shares humorous observations on mundane topics, including the impracticality of his safety-pinned suit, the vanity of teeth whitening, and his unconventional approach to "following his dreams." Hedberg also quips about receiving a hotel front desk worker's phone number as "zero," the protective flap in vending machines, the possessive nature of Reese's candy, and the abundance of rice. He recounts a disappointing pizza experience, makes a point about dry cleaner hours, reflects on college merchandise, and humorously notes the unchanging nature of parades. He even includes a brief, dark joke about his parrot. He then moves on to complain about the overwhelming amount of meat in New York City deli sandwiches, likening them to "a cow with a cracker on either side," before proposing a "club" for three-piece bread sandwiches with chips in the middle.