"Smallest Penis in Brooklyn" Pageant is Back This June For The Third Year Running

Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant 2014
Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant 2014
Photo: Brokelyn

For the third year running, the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant is taking place on Saturday, June 13th!

Proud of your body and also lacking in the length department? To enter as a contestant in the pageant, simply email the event organizers and you may have a shot at fame and fortune… well, probably not fortune. The grand prize award is only $500.

This year's pageant will take place at Kings County Saloon in East Williamsburg, a venue that is about 5 times larger than previous year's locations.

The event is a local favorite and will most likely sell out well in advance, so be sure to grab your tickets for just $5 now.

via Brokelyn

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