Believe it or not, this is not a joke.
There exists a company and app called Pooper which lets you hire somebody else on-demand to come and pick up your dog’s poop off the street.
Just a quick tap marks the location of your dog’s poop, and calls a Scooper nearby to come pick it up for you. There’s no reason to wait around. We’ll notify you when the scoop is complete. And payment is fully automated.
Pooper is currently only available in San Francisco, New York, and Los Angeles, with plans starting as low as $15/month for 2 scoops per day.