A short look at the Timmy Brothers, Brooklyn–based makers of bespoke drinking water. Bill and Terry Timmy are introducing handcrafted water to the world with an almost pathological attention to craftsmanship and a thirst for helping people become less thirsty. The Timmy Brothers. They make water.
It’s a well done parody that actually had me going for about a minute, then had me laughing at the idea that it probably could sell in Bushwick, then had me depressed at the thought that things like this could lead to artisanal mayo.