Instagrammer @copaantl98 recently uploaded this shocking video of a balls-of-steel rat climbing all over a sleeping passenger on the subway.
3AM on the 7 train. MTA subways come equipped with cuddly rats. #mta #goingyourway #nycsubway
The video pans away, but we can only assume that shriek of terror is coming from the man who will never, ever sleep again.