[VIDEO] Mitch Hedberg Doesn't Like New York City Sandwiches

Comedian Mitch Hedberg takes the stage on Late Show with David Letterman to deliver a string of his signature one-liner jokes. He shares humorous observations on mundane topics, including the impracticality of his safety-pinned suit, the vanity of teeth whitening, and his unconventional approach to "following his dreams." Hedberg also quips about receiving a hotel front desk worker's phone number as "zero," the protective flap in vending machines, the possessive nature of Reese's candy, and the abundance of rice. He recounts a disappointing pizza experience, makes a point about dry cleaner hours, reflects on college merchandise, and humorously notes the unchanging nature of parades. He even includes a brief, dark joke about his parrot. He then moves on to complain about the overwhelming amount of meat in New York City deli sandwiches, likening them to "a cow with a cracker on either side," before proposing a "club" for three-piece bread sandwiches with chips in the middle.

[WATCH] Inside the Infamous Hotel Where Rock Stars Lived & Died

Architectural Digest takes a tour inside the iconic and recently restored Hotel Chelsea, an infamous landmark in New York City's Chelsea neighborhood. Owner Sean MacPherson and historian William Benton share insights into the hotel's storied past as a creative haven for generations of artists, writers, and musicians, including legendary figures like Bob Dylan, Patti Smith, Leonard Cohen, Andy Warhol, and Sid Vicious. The video showcases the meticulous renovation process, highlighting how historical elements were preserved while integrating modern amenities. Viewers get a glimpse of the lobby, various hotel rooms, the diverse art collection, and the hotel's distinct restaurants and bars, including El Quijote, Café Chelsea, and Teruko. The renovation aimed to elevate the hotel's design while maintaining its unique, eclectic, and rebellious spirit, creating a timeless space that feels like a parallel universe.

[VIDEO] Overlooked Architecture of NYC's First Subway System

Join host Jamie Adams from Up To The East Side as he explores the fascinating original portion of the New York City subway system, built by the Interborough Rapid Transit Company (IRT) and opened in 1904. The journey begins on Manhattan's Upper West Side at the 110 Street-Cathedral Parkway Station, showcasing its mosaic tiles and expanded platforms. Jamie highlights unique architectural features in various stations, including the distinctive control houses at 72nd Street and Atlantic Avenue, the historic ticket booth at Wall Street, and the captivating Turkish kiosk replica at Astor Place. The video also visits the impressive original IRT Powerhouse near Columbus Circle, a landmark built to electrify the nascent subway. Each stop reveals a blend of meticulously preserved turn-of-the-century design and modern updates, offering a rare glimpse into the early engineering and aesthetics of one of the world's most iconic transportation networks.