"Unit to base. No reinforcements needed. Cancel EMS. It's just a group of Caucasian females watching [The Bachelor]. Allegedly one of the callers was looking at some creepy messages from a male on 'Tinder.' Caller states that she is simply literally dying and not actually dying. Sobriety test indicates that these females are all intoxicated from wine. 10-4, leaving this location to respond to call for a fire mixtape. Suspected arson." -- RIP @trevso_electric your captions were always 🔥🔥🔥 (#trevsotuesday #trevtuesday)
