"I was searching for a more permanent place to live after subletting for a few months and found an amazing studio on the Upper East Side. The realtor told me I needed a month’s rent, a security deposit, and a newborn kitten. I thought it was kind of an odd request, but I really didn’t want to lose the place so I brought everything to her office the next morning. She ate the cat. She ate it and made me sign the contract in blood. I absolutely love the apartment."
